What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

What are the reasons behind the belief that paper straws are harmful to the environment, despite being recyclable and biodegradable?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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